Chicken Breast Erotica

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So someone (for some reason), posted on my friend’s Tumblr asking when rape started being funny. To clear things up, no, rape obviously isn’t funny. If someone told me they’d been raped, I wouldn’t laugh at them. In fact, I’ve been sexually assaulted, twice (Yeah, I’m a fuckn woman, aight?).
However, if you really take this tumblr seriously, and think these are my real world views, that I go around telling everyone they’re a moron then start raping them, then you actually probably are a moron. Murder isn’t funny, but if I drew a pony blowing another’s brains out with a rifle I doubt I’d get any responses like “OMG INSENSITIVE THINK OF MURDER VICTIM FAMILY AND FRIENDS!!1”. Why? I dunno, cuz people know it’s a fucking joke.
It’s the internet. When you come here, expect to see things that aren’t nice. The purpose of this blog is obviously to be offensive and inappropriate, but it’s satire people. I’ve had to learn to laugh at a lot of shit in my life. I’m not pointing and laughing at YOU for being raped. Get over yourself.
And, if watching one female cartoon pony from a show for little girls dry hump another cartoon pony stirs up horrible memories of rape, then I sincerely apologize, and I’ll send you some flowers or something.

this is for the chick in Manchester Connecticut that messaged me

So someone (for some reason), posted on my friend’s Tumblr asking when rape started being funny. To clear things up, no, rape obviously isn’t funny. If someone told me they’d been raped, I wouldn’t laugh at them. In fact, I’ve been sexually assaulted, twice (Yeah, I’m a fuckn woman, aight?).

However, if you really take this tumblr seriously, and think these are my real world views, that I go around telling everyone they’re a moron then start raping them, then you actually probably are a moron.

Murder isn’t funny, but if I drew a pony blowing another’s brains out with a rifle I doubt I’d get any responses like “OMG INSENSITIVE THINK OF MURDER VICTIM FAMILY AND FRIENDS!!1”. Why? I dunno, cuz people know it’s a fucking joke.

It’s the internet. When you come here, expect to see things that aren’t nice. The purpose of this blog is obviously to be offensive and inappropriate, but it’s satire people. I’ve had to learn to laugh at a lot of shit in my life. I’m not pointing and laughing at YOU for being raped. Get over yourself.

And, if watching one female cartoon pony from a show for little girls dry hump another cartoon pony stirs up horrible memories of rape, then I sincerely apologize, and I’ll send you some flowers or something.

this is for the chick in Manchester Connecticut that messaged me

Anonymous asked

some of your followers could have been raped or experienced sexual assault. when you joke about shit like that, it makes those people feel like the most terrible thing they've ever experienced is something to be fucking laughed at. is that a message you really want to send? think about it.

The point of humor is that it isn’t serious. I was sexually assaulted and I don’t find a gif of a fictional pony non-consensually humping another fictional pony offensive. If you can’t handle it maybe you shouldn’t be on the internet.